Do a search on “why do people hate Bush” and you’ll read a litany of things that more then 50% of America hated about the man. In fact some of my conservative friends didn’t have high opinions of the man either but it wasn’t for the same reasons the liberals hated him. Conservatives hated Bush for being too Liberal. Oddly enough the Patriot Act and Iraq war didn’t sit very well with a large portion of the conservative voters. This was evident by the onslaught of votes for Obama wiping the entire government almost clean of most seated Republicans.
This was also evident in the inception of the Tea Party movement which was fed up (not with Obama) but with big brother pissing in their cool aid. (Disclaimer: The Tea Party has now been hijacked by “Value voters”, Fox News and Sarah-I don’t believe in dinosaurs-Palin) It sucks because they didn’t start out that way but anytime you have a conservative movement every God Bombing Jesus Fuck puts their dick in thinking it was welcome. Sorry “True conservatives” don’t want the government to impose their morality onto others. That’s the exact opposite of everything they stand for. There really isn’t difference between telling gays who the can and can’t fuck or telling a fat fuck what he can and can’t eat. It’s all Government interfering in our freedom to be stupid, fat and pissed off. True Conservatives don’t want either. Listen to Doug Stanhope and you’ll hear the crudest atheists conservative doing the best stand up you’ll ever hear.
Back to all the bullshit Bush pulled on America. We all know that Iraq wasn’t doing shit to us nor did it pose any threat. If you still think Saddam was hiding WMD’s then go fuck your mom in the throat so she doesn’t give birth to anymore of you.
We invaded them and fucked their county up really bad. That’s what happens when you wipe out an entire government along with their police force and military. It’s anarchy in its truest form and human nature isn’t pretty. Although I did respect a lot of the stories I only heard on NPR about how the Iraqi’s came together here and there to kick out the extremists.
Anyway I really didn’t like the war but kinda felt we needed to stay there for a bit while the Iraqi people got their shit back together. It would be the least we could do after the shit storm we brought.
I never supported the war I only thought we should keep a military presence to keep the peace during a civil war/religious genocide. You know, those little things that only an Abrams Tank will deter people from doing.
When I heard the Democrats all voted for the war I gave them a pass because that idiot Bush lied to them. Guess he wasn’t so stupid after all.
Right at the tail end of his second term we had the second coming of liberal Christ and his name was barack obama. He spoke of hope and change, hope and change. The god damn speech was good. His emotion and timing won over even the most jaded independent voters.
Before Bush would leave office he’d leave us with one more gem of a motion which was bailing out the banking establiments on the pretense they were too big the fail. Once again the demcrats cried foul and conservatives rolled their eyes while yelling “get the fuck out of office you liberal!”John Mccain the old white nutty POW with his terrorist accusing side kick Palin didn’t stand a fucking chance against a well spoken black man with so much charisma seeping from his him his fucking shoes squeaked with charisma juice. 90% of all black people in america freaked out and voted. 5% said he’s be killed before making a difference and the other 5% where republican.
All the people, democrats and independents swarmed to the voting booths with visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads.
I remember comparing Mccain and Obamas stances one the tops issues. They weren’t that far apart on a lot of them so it was hard for me to vote for Obama be default out of my hatred for Bush. Here is the list and I can provide many a link to back these fuckers up.
War in Iraqi (and war on terror)
M – troops out by Dec 2012 and keep killing anyone who doesn’t like America.
O- troops out 16 months after day 1 and use common sense and compassion with the world
Patriot Act
M – I’ll have my people look at it and we’ll think about limited it a little
O – That fuckers is getting repealed.
Gay Marriage
M – I’m a republican so I have to turn my back on my gay daughter for my party.
O- Let all gays suck dick in church!
Tax Reform
M – continue Bush tax cuts for rich while simplifying the tax refund form.
O – stop the Bush tax cuts while letting the government tell you want you owe and you only fill out the form if you disagree. (that’s one way to simplify it!)
Bail outs
M – They are too big to fail but we should limit it to just a few.
O – I don’t like voting for this but if the shit hits the fan you can’t blame me.
Healthcare reform
M – Health insurance companies need reform but I forgot what I was talking about because I’m old
O – Universal healthcare for all and to all a good night!
War on Drugs
M – Just kill the Junkies and we won’t have a problem
O- We need to start putting criminals in jail and not make criminals out of ordinary people with our drug laws! (woo hoo muthafucker I’m onboard!)
Mccain actually wasn’t a big hit amoung the republican party because he sounded like an Atheist and downplayed Christianity. Knowing this would lose him votes he took Palin on to pander to the Christian Right and you my friend have now lost my vote. Ron Paul was in the mix but I wasn’t too sure about him either. I knew he was adamantly against the Iraqi war so I wanted to give him my vote just on that alone. The Republican party had him removed from the ballot using very shady means expecting any Ron Paul voters to default back to Mccain. This only incdnsed me so out of spite I voted for Obama. Not only did I vote for him but I jumped on his nuts and gave them a big hug. I drank the Cool Aid of Hope and Change and thought if nothing else I’ll still get what I want.
Lets recap on those campaign promises now.
War In Iraq
O – Pulling troops out Dec 2012. I won’t give him a pass on this because not only was he not trying to pull the troops out his cabinet was negotiating every day with the instilled Iraqi government to stay longer. He only started to pull them out when the Iraqi government said fuck off and leave. now we’re attacking more countries without even throwing towards congress for a vote. Bush paved the way for any military action without justification. Not even sure if this is a complete flip flop by Obama or just him realizing that he was a warmongering fuck just like Bush.
Patriot Act
O- not only was there no attempt to repeal this, his cabinet has expanding on it. Democrats now support it and the left wing media no longer covers it. Between the Patriot Act and the war I thought Hippies were turn violent against the government! Now where are the protests?
Fuck off with your change and hope and why am I the only one who’s mad about this?
Why aren’t demcrats pissed off and why aren’t warmongering republicans praising this guy?
I’m fucking perplexed.
Gay marriage
O- Suck on that Fags you get nothing
Bush tax cuts and Tax Reform
Well he did try to expire them but really just passed a compromised version of it.
As far as the simplified tax form he did nothing. I don’t care if you were for or against his version of the form. He did nothing which means he’s happy with they way you do your taxes. Flip flop again or just didn’t deliver?
Bail outs
O- not only did he bail out the big evil banks that the occupiers hate so much. he and the government went out to bail out Chrysler , GM, Harley Davidson and Mcdonalds. Yes Fucking Mcdonalds got your tax dollars. Eat that hippie-vegan-liberals.Then Obama put half of the fucking bank lobbyists on his panel to write new regulations that prevent bankers from going to jail after they fuck the country and steal your money. Eat that Occupiers hippie vegan… I lost track of how many people he should have pissed off at this point.
Healthcare reform
O – Everyone now has to buy the healthcare they can’t afford otherwise they have to pay a penalty at the end of the year collected by the IRS. If you don’t pay this penalty then you’re a tax evader and go to fucking jail.
Somehow the media plays this off as the poor get free healthcare and the rest of us just pay a little more? WTF? Sorry I have some poor ass friends that have been unemployed since Bush’s era. They’ve read the fucking bill and they’re not getting anything.
This isn’t socialist. This isn’t even a flip flop. This is pure corporatism when your force me to buy a service from a company that I don’t want. Corporatism is closer to fascism then socialism so fuck off tea party fox news fucks. Get your terminology right! There is nothing socialist about his bill and I’m almost more annoyed by hearing the term socialism get thrown around incorrectly then I am about the bill itself!
War on Drugs
O- now most of the medical marijuana dispensaries who are completely legal under state law are getting raided by the Feds. no reform in site. Suck that hippie liberal pot head blah blah…
So someone please tell me how Obama hasn’t pissed off the Democrats and why the republicans don’t love this man?
Any Democrat that likes Obama is a fucking hypocrite if they actually look at the issues and supported him during his campaign. He not only flip flopped on his top issues he did worse then Bush.
Any Republican is a fucking hypocrite anyway but if they were war mongering, gay bashing big banker nug hungers then Obama has pretty much done what they wanted or at least hasn’t gone against their agenda.
Now hearing arguments from all my friends I do agree with the points about “common sense” regulation and getting the religious morality out of the picture. I’ll tote the liberal hippie flag with the best of them but Fuck this. These last 20 years I’ve seen nothing but shit from our government and bullshit arguments about why each side sucks. The arguments aren’t even valid which makes the whole thing a pile of shit. If people were as critical of the stuff they think they stand for as they are for the stuff they hate. I think minds would start to open and the curtain would finally be pulled away.
I don’t know how else to spell this out. Bud and Bud light. Democrats and Republicans. There is no difference and they’ll never be any change.