Dear government, please vote yes on SOPA and all internet cencorship bills. I’m not sure what the movie and music industry would do if they couldn’t arbitrarily have the government shut down any and all sites for them. I really worry about those two dying industries and hope the gov can extend their life though eliminating the competition and lawsuits. That would be great!
On another note I particularly love NDAA with indefinite detention and the healthcare bill that mandates everyone to buy healthcare. Those two are the best. I was starting to feel bad for my insurance company. I mean how could the american people consider robbing the healthcare industry of their dues by going uninsured!
I think our judges and lawyers are overwhelmed so not giving people proper process should free them up for more family time and golf.
I also think North Korea and Iran have yellowcake or some form of threat that we need to intervene on. I’m sure our military doesn’t have much to do anymore since we won the war in Iraq and use unmanned drone strikes in countries we’re not at war with. A two front war between Iran and NK would keep our military on their toes and show the rest of the world our pride and strength. If they’re not with us then they’re against us and we can bomb them too.
Finally is there anyway I can pay more in taxes. I hear our government has to keep raising its own credit limit and keeps borrowing from China. This is terrible to hear and I want to do my part as an american to take care of the government that takes care of me.
Your wonderful citizen
Justin
I actually sent this to the white house through their page. Lets see how long it is before I get audited and interviewed by the secret service.
Fuck I shouldn’t have hit send.