My Angry Rant

Dear government, please vote yes on SOPA and all internet cencorship bills. I’m not sure what the movie and music industry would do if they couldn’t arbitrarily have the government shut down any and all sites for them. I really worry about those two dying industries and hope the gov can extend their life though eliminating the competition and lawsuits. That would be great!
On another note I particularly love NDAA with indefinite detention and the healthcare bill that mandates everyone to buy healthcare. Those two are the best. I was starting to feel bad for my insurance company. I mean how could the american people consider robbing the healthcare industry of their dues by going uninsured!
I think our judges and lawyers are overwhelmed so not giving people proper process should free them up for more family time and golf.
I also think North Korea and Iran have yellowcake or some form of threat that we need to intervene on. I’m sure our military doesn’t have much to do anymore since we won the war in Iraq and use unmanned drone strikes in countries we’re not at war with. A two front war between Iran and NK would keep our military on their toes and show the rest of the world our pride and strength. If they’re not with us then they’re against us and we can bomb them too.
Finally is there anyway I can pay more in taxes. I hear our government has to keep raising its own credit limit and keeps borrowing from China. This is terrible to hear and I want to do my part as an american to take care of the government that takes care of me.
Your wonderful citizen
Justin

I actually sent this to the white house through their page. Lets see how long it is before I get audited and interviewed by the secret service.

Fuck I shouldn’t have hit send.

The Elder Scrolls: Arena
The Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall
The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

vs.

Scrolls

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Sue!

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/27/bethesda-vs-mojang-scrolls-case-going-to-court/

Okay … so some backstory.  A little indie developer called Mojang creates this little game called Minecraft.  It sells a few (i.e. million) copies and becomes a relatively (i.e. wildly) successful indie game.  Back in the early days, the developer trademarked the name Scrolls for a game idea they had for a future title.  Scrolls.  That’s it.  Not “Elder Scrolls”.  Not “Younger Scrolls”.  Not “Scrolls, as in Oblivion”.  Just … Scrolls.  You know what I think of when I hear the word scrolls?  Not Oblivion, Morrorwind or any other game Bethesda made in the Elder Scrolls universe.  I think of rolled up pieces of parchment containing old-ass words that only over-educated, underpaid, self-righteous nerds could even pretend to know how to read.  You know, those things that have been around for thousands of years.   Oh yeah, Scrolls will be an indie developed card game, not a wide open-ended RPG in a massive world with an enormous budget and overpaid top tier voice talent.

Mojang has been trying to be nice about this by heaping copious amounts of praise upon the work of Bethesda over the years (and rightfully so) but Bethesda are continuing to play the role of dick puncher.  Mojang even threw out the idea of a Quake 3 Deathmatch for the rights to the trademark but was again served up a nice heaping dose of douch-fluid from the lawyers at Bethesda.  So now they go to court. 

I hope Bethesda gets decimated by the judge on this one.  The name Scrolls shouldn’t even remotely be considered infringing upon Bethesda’s trademarks.  With any luck, the judge will read the claim, snort and tell the Mojang fellows to walk over to the Bethesda lawyers and bitch-slap them before handing out the victory to Mojang. 

I’d also like to add … Minecraft gameplay is infinitely more engaging than Oblivion was.  And I loved Oblivion, shitty character graphics and all.

With that said, how do I get a refund on my Skyrim pre-order.  I don’t want to support your company until you drop this stupid nonsense and issue a formal apology to Mojang for being dickholes.

It’s exactly that.  I read a lot.  I read a lot of blogs and news from sites such as Techdirt, Slashdot, Gizmodo, Kotaku, The Hill, Politico, Fark and more.  A good portion of the shit I read pisses me off.  Well, instead of taking out my frustrations on my friends and family who have so often bore the brunt of my tirades through various social media sites such as Google+, Facebook and twitter … I’ve decided to scream it all out at the top of my lungs right here … in front of absolutely no one. 

Awesome.  Well, here’s the deal … shit on this planet sucks. 

I’m of the opinion that politicians are scum-sucking pigs who deserve to be strung up by their little piggy toes and paraded around city streets so that the populace who are regularly getting ass-fucked by their selfish, greedy policies can exact some little pittance of self-serving revenge upon the pricks who have so gleefully extracted blood from the turnips that represent the average persons life.  I’m here to educate you as to just how deeply you are being penetrated by the politicians and the corporations that fund them.

I’m of the opinion that the tech industry is purposefully stringing us along at a snail’s pace so that they can be sure to leech every last penny from us before dangling the next technological carrot in front of us.  Companies like Apple and Microsoft are pure fucking evil.  Companies like Google appear to be less than evil though that’s likely just a smokescreen for being even more fucking evil.  Some companies do things so well that other companies can’t stand that they are getting their asses kicked so they resort to whiny-little-bitch tactics just to stay relevant so they resort to suing the shit out of one another instead of … oh I don’t know … building a better widget.   

I’m of the opinion that the music industry just needs to die a horrible agonizing death.  Seriously.  Just pour gas on it and light a fucking match already.  That industry has done NOTHING good for music in decades.  It has ass-raped every artist they could get their hands on and deserve nothing less than to have each digit on those slimy hands be shattered into a million tiny fragments of bone.  Most people or industries that piss me off usually just earn a few colorful words from me.  These fucks, however, drive me to the point of pure rage and fury. 

I’m of the opinion that the movie industry is woefully inept and in massive danger of ending up on the same list as those music industry jackasses above.  Stop fucking trying to stop or slow down progress already.  The cable box going away assholes.  Get over it.  Do something better than Netflix instead of just trying to license them out of business so you can go back to the way things were.  It makes you look like a douche. 

I’m of the opinion that you will all either love me … or hate me.  Either way is just fine.  I’m not a journalist.  I’m not here to represent journalistic integrity.  I’m not here to investigate.  I’m here to vent.  If you find something worthwhile from my lunatic ravings, then that’s awesome and I hope you enjoy the ride.  If you don’t then that’s fine too.  Here you go.

Those who’ve stayed … hold on to your britches.  This shit could get bumpy.